Too soon, Rest in Peace.
so, a few of my friends and I started a YouTube channel and it’s my job to get the word out!! course, it’s just another gaming channel by some hopeful high schoolers, but if anyone wanted to check it out that’d be rad! any feedback is very welcome! http://bit.ly/25iwo1p
unlikelygalaxyfart asked:
morris-less answered:
What kind of shoes does a baker wear? Loafers.
What kind of shoes does a plumber wear? Clogs.
What kind of shoes does a gas station attendant wear?
Pumps
What kind of shoes does a cheese maker wear?
Wedges
What kind of shoes does a pot farmer wear?
Mary Janes
What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
Sketchers
What kind of shoes does a politician wear? Flip-flops
What kind of shoes does a veterinarian wear?
Kitten heels
What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White Vans
What kind of shoes do “swamp people” wear? Crocs.
i was at petsmart tonight and this kid was watching all the dogs graduate from doggy training (they had little grad caps and everything omg) and he had his face pressed against the glass and he reverently whispered, ‘i feel so alive’
y’know when you’re writing
and you realize that you’ve been writing
in past tense and present tense
and you want to rip your hair out
so you have to go through everything
and make sure they’re all in the same tense
yeah i hate that
pretty intense
i swear to fucking god i will rip your throat out
will- future tince
giggle